How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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