walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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