Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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