You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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