we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
