kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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