ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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