When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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