What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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