covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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