Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
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