Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
You made out with two different species that night
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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