Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Fuck appropriateness.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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