is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
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