Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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