some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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