they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
