My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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