jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
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