Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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