And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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