New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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