butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You work out of a Hotel?
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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