Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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