he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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