So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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