Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Just pee around me
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
FUCK WHALES
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