I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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