David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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