it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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