How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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