eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
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