So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Damn victory sex feels great
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Randomize
