her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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