If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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