anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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