Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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