I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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