her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize