She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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