We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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