But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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