Whod you bang
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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