Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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