Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Swine flu is the new snow day.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm always down for nudity.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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