It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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