I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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