Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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