We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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