You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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