I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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