i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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