so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
if only i could text you this smell
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
