make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he was CRYING into my vagina
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
