omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
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