I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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