Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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